WARNING: I have a pet snake (Dimitri the Basilisk) and a pink-toed tarantula (Lis the Priss) as well as twocats and a dog. IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES OR SPIDERS, BLACKLIST "DIMITRI THE BASILISK" OR "LIS THE PRISS" RESPECTIVELY OR DO NOT FOLLOW ME. I WILL BE POSTING PICTURES OF ALL MY PETS.
I am the queen of bed-head, my coat is brown, my patronus is a chocobo. Swooping is bad, I have a flute, a magic sword, & a bad feeling about this. Fellow citizens, look upward and share the wonders I've seen.
Most of the internet knows me as Rikku Fair. A few people know me as Pepper. I do have a much less silly name, but it's pretty boring in comparison. I rather like silly things, especially Huzbug who is quite possibly the silliest thing to ever exist.
If you want to write with me or even just talk, drop me a line! I love making new friends!
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING. (Actually we have to go out and BUY some jackets, and good luck finding any!)
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
New York State Person: Not sure if warm winter day or cold summer day...
Utah Person: Oh my heck, it's gonna snow tomorrow!
Alabama Person: Hey, our two weeks' of spring have arrived, isn't that nice?
California Person: .............
Montana Person: BREAK OUT THE FUCKING SHORT SHORTS, SUMMER IS HERE AT LAST
Missouri Person: QUICK! ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS! WE HAVE FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE WE CHANGE SEASONS AGAIN! GO! GO! GO! GO!