- things i will never understand: why anyone likes danarius
Baby Hawke and daddy Malcolm, I bet they like never stopped, they probably would like skip around and hurt people with tasteless senses of humor. Off screen poor Leandra is like jumping off a bridge or something
- Aveline: You're right.
- Isabela: About?
- Aveline: About knowing who you are.
- Aveline: I'm the captain of the guard. I'm loyal, strong, and I don't look too bad naked.
- Isabela: Exactly. And if I called you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you'd say...?
- Aveline: Shut up, whore.
- Isabela: That's my girl.
Because kyeshgall asked so nicely, here is part 1 of Aveline’s adventures with the “don’t” sign.
I feel the need to explain the first panel. No, it’s not intended to be Fenris’s child, or Aveline’s child. It’s merely a nod to Fenris’s persistant desire to see the guard captain with a redheaded brood. I suspect that he often points out toys and onesies when they’re strolling through the marketplace.