and they said it wouldnt work. ‘a dwarf and a pyramid monster!’ they said - ‘that will end in tears’. ‘think of the children’ they said. ‘he’ll never love you the way you deserve, varric’ they said
they met on the 1800DORFSEX phone hotline and pyramid head decided to settle down and have kids. so he bought a bow tie and a cardigan to show that he’s cleaning up his act for the baby’s sake
